So Windows

 

Zorin OS install. You don't want telemetry. You don't check the telemetry crap... Wait, there is a trap, you HAVE to check that... Zorin REALLY wants to be MS.

When Oracle is the good guy

https://www.centos.org

"Enterprise-class Linux Distribution derived from sources freely provided to the public by a prominent North American Enterprise Linux vendor."

Or not...

Are you here?

https://www.markshuttleworth.com

Before every Ubuntu release this guy posted something about african animals and funny OS names.

At least until 18.04...